Our Ohio Heat Wave

We have been under a major heat wave here in Ohio — in fact it has been so hot that: 

  • The birds are using pot-holders to pull the worms out of the ground.
  • The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • Hot water comes from sides of the tap.
  • You can make sun tea instantly.
  • You can steer a car with two fingers;
  • Buckling up means being hot-buckle-branded for life;
  • The biggest motorcycle wreck fear is that asphalt has a liquid stage.
  • And, potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out add salt & butter. 

Now, that’s HOT, folks! 


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