Our Ohio Heat Wave

We have been under a major heat wave here in Ohio — in fact it has been so hot that: 

• The birds are using pot-holders to pull the worms out of the ground.
• The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
• Hot water comes from sides of the tap.
• You can make sun tea instantly.
• You can steer a car with two fingers;
• Buckling up means being hot-buckle-branded for life;
• The biggest motorcycle wreck fear is that asphalt has a liquid stage.
• And, potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out add salt & butter. 

Now, that’s HOT, folks!